Top Ten Lines Overheard at the Department of Neurosciences

I keep a record of the most memorable lines I hear in PGH. Some aren’t funny, of course, but they remain to have an impact on me up to this day.  To celebrate my first anniversary in PGH (08/01/17), I share with you the top ten lines I overheard at the Department of Neurosciences as of July 2017. 🙂

  1. Caregiver: Straight ka ba? (Straight 16hr duty pala.)
  2. Patient: Nurse, nag-iinit ako. Two weeks na kaming walang…(censored).
  3. Patient: Masakit ka tumusok. Masasaktan asawa mo niyan.
  4. MD: Kumusta ka sir? Ay kumusta pala yung pasyente?
  5. MD: Ang point ko mali ang bilang mo!
  6. Caregiver: Kailangan niya makarinig ng scientific terms para kumalma.
  7. RN: Bahala kayo. Mag-SL ako bukas. (Kahit parang hindi siya sick. Huhu.)
  8. RN: Bago ka pa lang. Wala kang karapatang mapagod! (Earned right ang mapagod.)
  9.  Patient: Nurse, bakit ganito pa rin itsura ko? Hindi na ba magbabago ‘tong mukha at katawan ko? (Major body transformation pala ang gusto.)
  10. Caregiver: Nurse, pa-sanction (suction).
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